I have a hard time making friends. I'm not sure if it's my complete disdain for small talk, or my unwillingness to reveal weakness to others... either way, I have many acquaintances and few lasting friendships from my youth. As a side bar, I try not to envy the personality traits of others. After all,…
Tag: motherhood
Within Normal Limits
I went to Gatlin's Valentine's party at daycare today. 15 screaming toddlers armed with glue sticks and heart-shaped stickers... it was pandemonium and I was sweating profusely. Also, I think it should be noted that I actually patted myself on the back for not only getting Gatlin cards to hand out, but also taping some…
26 Lessons From 26 Years
Liquor before beer does not mean you are in the clear. Don’t eat anything that has been in your fridge for over a week. (Your immune system may be strong, but so is Salmonella.) It is far better to be lonely for a time, than to be unable to be alone. Your mom was right,…
Snack Time Heroes
My son can EAT. I swear he can hear the crinkle of a chip bag or the opening of the refrigerator from at least a mile away... and he is there. Although it's been a lifesaver (any money saver) to finally transition off of formula, it can be tricky to find a variety of snacks…
My Baby is Here, Now What?
You went to the classes, read the books, and scoured the internet. You quite possibly sent yourself into information overload...and now you have the tiny human in your arms. YOUR tiny human. But suddenly, you can't remember anything past the fact that you're hurting, sleep deprived, and seriously overwhelmed. So breathe, Mama. If you haven't…